1. Canada does not want to send peace-keepers to the DRC; instead suggest possible deployment to vacation islands with nice beaches.
2. Burundais school children protest teacher’s protest; expect teachers protest against students protest soon.
3. Norwegians once arrested and convicted of murder in the DRC have death penalty overturned; picture of defendants still suggest they are in dire need of a razor.
5. New gorilla sanctuary opened in the eastern DRC; gorilla camps compete with refugee camps for inernational coverage.