1. Burundi peacekeepers serving in Somalia tried for mutiny; local judge upset that he was not included in the escape plan.
2. Rwandan opposition candidate Victoire Ingabire demands government protection from government threat prior to election.
3. DRC donates 2.5 million USD to Haiti; Congolese protest in the streets, government reassures them it was a counterfeit check.
4. Crazy old white guy searches for legendary killer crocodile Gustav in Burundi; makes entertaining crazy old white guy video about the pursuit.
5. Nicholas Kirstof writes about American Lisa and Congolese Lisa; doesn’t realize that Congolese Lisa made up her name once she met his traveling partner American Lisa.