1. Tennis player Justine Henin goes to DRC and finds tennis inspiration; rubbing the bellies of Congolese children proved to increase the probability of winning Aussie Open.
2. Rwanda fails to sweep warlords with pet goats into past memories; surge in goat-as-pet purchase in Great Lakes.
3. Head of UN Mission to Burundi kicked out of country; ex ante headless bureaucracy is now actually headless.
4. “Kagame Says Good Politics is About Dev’t,” not about craaazy free and fair democratic elections.