1. Emma Thompson accuses adopted Rwandan child’s elite American high school of being too elite; awesome.
2. Burundi agrees to stop forcefully deporting refugees, instead ensures sub-part living standards and meager food.
3. Political manifesto written by ex-rebel leader Laurent Nkunda found; amazon will be in stock in two weeks.
4. Congo says we want more; unveils new humanitarian crisis on the border of the DRC and Angola.
5. Rwanda’s Paul Kagame meets with UN; decides they can only agree on climate change.