1. Get your post-genocidal house now while the Rwandan real estate market booms.
2. Human Rights Watch documents serious political violence in Burundi; report includes alliterative title and awesome glossy cover photo.
3. First, Coltan in the Kivus. Now, Cocaine in Kinshasa.
4. Matt Damen tries to one up Ben Affleck and goes good will hunting in Rwanda.
5. Burundi and Rwanda to sign extradition treaty, breaking world record for shortest geographical distance for international extraditions.