1. Tennis player Justine Henin goes to DRC and finds tennis inspiration; rubbing the bellies of Congolese children proved to increase the probability of winning Aussie Open.
2. Rwanda fails to sweep warlords with pet goats into past memories; surge in goat-as-pet purchase in Great Lakes.
3. Head of UN Mission to Burundi kicked out of country; ex ante headless bureaucracy is now actually headless.
4. “Kagame Says Good Politics is About Dev’t,” not about craaazy free and fair democratic elections.
5. Jina Moore reports on DRC mortality debate; articulates nobody knows how the hell to count.
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